The Tories really are jokers

They make me crack up! The British Conservative Party, that is.
Kenneth Clark, the cigar chomping leadership hopeful was asked today if he'd ever taken hard drugs. This is the Executive Chairman on British American Tobacco, a drugs peddler whose product is responsible for the early deaths - on conservative (oops) estimate - of 30,000 British people alone every year. He said he hadn't.
The crazy right-wingers are unsatisfied with the young pretender David Cameron's jokey reply when asked if he ever smoked pot. He brushed the question aside.
What next? Will they ask him if he ever had a wank? (' jerk-off' in American).
This lot are on a totally different planet!

Wasn't it George Bernard Shaw - that great Irishman - who said he wouldn't be interested in joining any club that would have him as a member.

Whatever - You clever and ambitious young right wingers are in the wrong party. You need to move to your natural home - New Labour.