I dreamt last night that George Bush declared black was white.

A statement was then issued from Downing Street stating that the Prime Minister, Tony Blair at his last meeting with Bush had fully agreed with the leader of the free world that of course black was white . All decent people held that black was white. It was only terrorists and members of the "Old Europe" who disputed this indisputable fact.

The Conservative or Tory Party, said that they had always maintained that black was white, but they questioned why this news was not first presented to the House of Commons instead of being released from the Prime Minister's residence.

A debate was planned for a two hour BBC programme on the matter. A spokesman for the corporation expressed nervousness about getting a panelist who would put the opposing point of view.

"We have to be very careful since the Dr. David Kelly affair", he explained.