I dreamt last night that George Bush declared black was white.

A statement was then issued from Downing Street stating that the Prime Minister, Tony Blair at his last meeting with Bush had fully agreed with the leader of the free world that of course black was white . All decent people held that black was white. It was only terrorists and members of the "Old Europe" who disputed this indisputable fact.

The Conservative or Tory Party, said that they had always maintained that black was white, but they questioned why this news was not first presented to the House of Commons instead of being released from the Prime Minister's residence.

A debate was planned for a two hour BBC programme on the matter. A spokesman for the corporation expressed nervousness about getting a panelist who would put the opposing point of view.

"We have to be very careful since the Dr. David Kelly affair", he explained.

So Blair's son - fresh faced from university will be doing an internship with the Republicans in the States.

What I can't accept is the idiots in the "Labour Party" who take all this right wing guff from Blair Snr. for he is one obnoxious wanker.
I am thinking of taking an action against them under The Trade Description Act for the use of the word Labour.

Perhaps the prefix New as in New Labour is intended to mean Not Labour. I think we should be told, as Private Eye use to say.

Award for Cheesiest 'Customer Service'
This must go to Eden Spring Water in the UK: The unfortunate customer is left hanging on for ages while having to endure the bollocks about them being a member of the Bottled Water Association, how wonderful Eden is (not) and gallons of other wanky shite. Then the phone goes dead.
What a bunch of tossers!