'Basically a writer has a quiet, inner motivation, and doesn't seek validation in the outwardly visible.' Haruki Marukami.

Wednesday, November 09, 2005



How odd?


to see in the House of Commons today, the most right-wing Home Secretary ever - Michael Howard (right) leader of the Conservatives - disagreeing with (the arrogant) Tony Blair on a human rights basis over this 90 day internment issue. He took the wind right out of the sails of Liberal Democrat leader Charles Kennedy (left).
Maybe now the penny will drop: that the only place for the Tories to go is left of New 'Labour'!
And what does this say about Generalissimo Blair?




Murdoch - a vile monster with his soon to be fired editor Rebekkah Wade - alleged husband beater.




Murdoch's rag, the Sun is exerting its evil master's sickening influence on the British political scene again today. With a nauseating headline that refers to the Conservative Party leadership candidates as 'Dumb and Dumber' for daring to disagree with fellow neocon, Tony Blair's introduction of a totally unsubstantiated demand for 90 days holding of 'suspects' before charging them. It is only because of the said neocon's illegal invasion of Iraq and the consequent outrage of the Muslim world that Britain finds itself in this dangerous and deteriorating situation. Remember it was the land and oil-grab or of Murdoch and his megalomaniac comrades that got us into this situation in the first place. Meanwhile both Bliar (stet.) and the Dirty Digger continue to appease the Chinese dictatorship and the rights of the individual in both states begin to look not so different.
Needless to say, I am no fan of the British Conservatives, either

Tuesday, October 18, 2005


Yanks show usual respect for the environment and other people's country
London uses a unique system to control traffic in a busy city. It is the congestion charge and it has been succesful in reducing grdidlock and air pollution. Every car driver must pay 8 pounds ($13) per day. Of course the US Embassy has unilaterally decided not to pay it. This is typical US arrogance. - the rulers of Universe. Pass the sickbag.

Thursday, October 13, 2005


The Tories really are jokers

They make me crack up! The British Conservative Party, that is.
Kenneth Clark, the cigar chomping leadership hopeful was asked today if he'd ever taken hard drugs. This is the Executive Chairman on British American Tobacco, a drugs peddler whose product is responsible for the early deaths - on conservative (oops) estimate - of 30,000 British people alone every year. He said he hadn't.
The crazy right-wingers are unsatisfied with the young pretender David Cameron's jokey reply when asked if he ever smoked pot. He brushed the question aside.
What next? Will they ask him if he ever had a wank? (' jerk-off' in American).
This lot are on a totally different planet!

Wasn't it George Bernard Shaw - that great Irishman - who said he wouldn't be interested in joining any club that would have him as a member.

Whatever - You clever and ambitious young right wingers are in the wrong party. You need to move to your natural home - New Labour.

Tuesday, October 11, 2005


Banville wins Booker

Great to see fellow Irishman John Banville win the Man Booker Prize for best novel of 2005. I cannot wait to read The Sea.

I read his 1989 short-listed
The Book of Evidence as soon as it appeared, having followed the '80's murder case on which it was loosely based. It is one of my 3 favourite novels.
Banville was literary editor of The Irish Times for many years; a good reviewer then: indeed I have no reason to believe he hasn't improved as both reviewer and novelist since.

Friday, October 07, 2005


Booker Prize excitement
There is much chatter in literary circles right now on the imminent announcement - Monday - of the Man Booker prize winner.
Of course, it's all a lot of nonsense. How can you possibly say that any one of these books is better than the others? In the final analysis, it is bound to be a subjective judgment. That is why there are usually bitter disagreements among the judges. Of course, if you have say, the equivalent of a Mills and Boon romantic potboiler standing against a Jane Austin, it would be an easy decision; but the shortlisted works are seldom as unevenly matched as that.
For my part, I would tip either Zadie Smith's On Beauty - which gets better the more often you read it - or my fellow countryman, Sebastian Barry's (photo) A Long, Long Way to bank the cheque.



The Great British Myth

This is the one that states that the Labour Party won the general election in 1997 and has been in power ever since.




The reality is: the Tory (Conservative) Party morphed into the New Labour Party and so the United Kingdom is still run by Tories with just a different name. Margaret Thatcher morphed into Tony Blair.
This in turn accounts for the fact that the entities masquerading as Margaret Thatcher and the Tory Party appear today as zombies.

Wednesday, October 05, 2005



Depressing British political scene
One of the the most depressing things about living - and voting in Britain is the dreadful political environment. You have a right-wing (it's a fact) party called New Labour, that despite the self-delusion of its ever-decreasing membership has been completely hijacked by a looney imperialist called Anthony Blair - 5 wars in 6 years - how loony is that? Just because he speaks in public school (i.e, private school) RP and likes to adopt a bogus friendly 'blokey' attitude. He is one dangerous bugger. How about this for a list: Illegal invasion of Iraq, killing of innocents, wholesale reduction in human rights in the UK. Pawning off the state assets at knock down prices to a bunch of robber capitalists.

But then you consider the main opposition party: the Conservative or Tory party - even further to the right.
They are playing out a leadership election process at their annual conference. What a bunch of no-hopers. They are like children having a tantrum "It's my turn" they squeel both individually as candidates and collectively as a party. They cannot give one good reason why they might be any better than the NL crowd. But they are even further to the right than the New Labour shower. They just can't organise a piss-up in a brewery.
(Cartoon: copyright Steve Bell The Guardian)

Tuesday, October 04, 2005





Ronnie Barker - rest in peace.

Ronnie Barker died last night. He gave me and millions of others of all generations more laughs over the years - than anybody. His TV shows - The Two Ronnies (with Ronnie Corbett), Porridge and Open All Hours were hilarious. People loved him for his comedy and good nature. He got massive audiences on the BBC in the 70's in 80's. Ronnie retired at age 58 at the top of his popularity to run an antique shop and be among his family. He admitted to being very shy in private.
The happy well adjusted comic - almost a contradiction in terms
(Photo shows Ronnie on the left in Porridge with Richard Beckinsale)
Doing what they're good at
I see the US army are doing today what they're good at: Blowing the bejasus out other people's countries, without a care for the innocent people getting killed - of course that pornographic phrase 'collateral damage' justifies it to all those sickos who support this kind of murder in Iraq.






Nice to see that the great writer Alan Bennet turned down an 'honour' (probably a knighthood) from the Queen. In typically modest form he said he didn't want to have to wear a suit all the time. Refreshing to hear that he will not vote Labour until Blair is ditched and the rest see sense about the Iraq War. In the meantime, he is voting Liberal Democrat.
The man should be canonised!

Wednesday, September 28, 2005

Stop press...Labour Kills freedom of speech
How low can this cadre ( leader T Balir) who have hijacked Britain's Labour Party Go?
Some delegate (aged 85 years) a short while ago (this afternoon) at their national conference stood up to heckle the idiot Jack Straw about the lies he was at that time spouting about Britain's illegal invasion of Iraq. The labour man was silenced and removed from hall. A 35 year-old fellow delegate who attempted to help the elderly man was threatened by a police officer with anti-terrorist legislation.
This has echoes of 30's Germany.

Saturday, September 10, 2005


Zadie Smith' s On Beauty


It is very hard to do justice to this complex work in a short review. For instance, I don't think the reviewers on BBC's Newsnight Review read the book properly. Think about it: they were probably handed the book a week ago and told to read it. What you got were a couple of ill-informed sound bytes from in-demand media types, who have very little time to sit in and read a sometimes difficult but rewarding book that took its author a great many hours to create. By the way, on the strength of this first programme in the new run, I think the show has 'dumbed down' quite a bit.
Better to read James Lasdun's piece in the Guardian. This review displays an appreciation of the sheer novelistic intelligence - expansive, witty and magnanimous - that irradiates the whole enterprise.
I agree with his slight quip that Sir Monty's character seems somewhat cartoonish. This is a minor quip of a very rich work.

Thursday, August 11, 2005

Zadie Smith's On Beauty

I guess I am one of the few people at this stage to have read Zadie Smith's On Beauty. So I am delighted to see that Zadie was amongst those on the long list for the 2005 Booker Prize - released yesterday. It deserves to win.

Besides getting what you would expect from Smith; excellent prose, beautifully crafted plot and laugh-out-loud humour, On Beauty is truly an original work. For instance, it is the first book I have read that treats hip-hop culture seriously; It also deals with the fascinating subject of the relationship between the US and UK.

It is so much more than a campus novel. The characters are real with very 21st century problems - the action is not restricted to the ivory tower. The author has certainly caught the zeitgeist, just as she did with White Teeth in 2000 - but On Beauty is more than just a grown-up WT: it is of a different order of magnitude.

I can't go on without giving away too much.

Take it from me: On Beauty is serious shit!

It will be published in the UK in early September.

Tuesday, August 02, 2005

John Bolton
I am not surprised to see that Bush has got his neocon bully-boy Bolton to do the UN ambassador's job. Good day for the megalomaniacs. Bad day for the rest of us.
I wish somebody would write an honest description of US overseas campaigns since the second word war and force feed it to the dumb Americans who elect such scoundrels.
They could do worse that read a little of what Prof Noam Chomsky has to say.

My Gaad, isn't he a liberal?

Ah go back and watch your dumb-ass Fox Noos.

Hey Blair is going to stand down before the next election.

Yeh, maybe he wants to pursue his acting career in the proper arena.

What a disastrous period his period in office has been.

Monday, July 18, 2005

'He [former Tory prime minister, Ted Heath] was to the left of Tony Blair' .

Heath contemporary and former Labour minister, Tony Benn.

Tuesday, July 12, 2005

Robert Fisk: The Reality of This Barbaric Bombing
The Reality of This Barbaric Bombing
By Robert Fisk
The Independent UK

Friday 08 July 2005

"If you bomb our cities," Osama bin Laden said in one of his recent video tapes, "we will bomb yours." There you go, as they say. It was crystal clear Britain would be a target ever since Tony Blair decided to join George Bush's "war on terror" and his invasion of Iraq. We had, as they say, been warned. The G8 summit was obviously chosen, well in advance, as Attack Day.

And it's no use Mr Blair telling us yesterday that "they will never succeed in destroying what we hold dear". "They" are not trying to destroy "what we hold dear". They are trying to get public opinion to force Blair to withdraw from Iraq, from his alliance with the United States, and from his adherence to Bush's policies in the Middle East. The Spanish paid the price for their support for Bush - and Spain's subsequent retreat from Iraq proved that the Madrid bombings achieved their objectives - while the Australians were made to suffer in Bali.

It is easy for Tony Blair to call yesterdays bombings "barbaric" - of course they were - but what were the civilian deaths of the Anglo-American invasion of Iraq in 2003, the children torn apart by cluster bombs, the countless innocent Iraqis gunned down at American military checkpoints? When they die, it is "collateral damage"; when "we" die, it is "barbaric terrorism".

If we are fighting insurgency in Iraq, what makes us believe insurgency won't come to us? One thing is certain: if Tony Blair really believes that by "fighting terrorism" in Iraq we could more efficiently protect Britain - fight them there rather than let them come here, as Bush constantly says - this argument is no longer valid.

To time these bombs with the G8 summit, when the world was concentrating on Britain, was not a stroke of genius. You don't need a PhD to choose another Bush-Blair handshake to close down a capital city with explosives and massacre more than 30 of its citizens. The G8 summit was announced so far in advance as to give the bombers all the time they needed to prepare.

A co-ordinated system of attacks of the kind we saw yesterday would have taken months to plan - to choose safe houses, prepare explosives, identify targets, ensure security, choose the bombers, the hour, the minute, to plan the communications (mobile phones are giveaways). Co-ordination and sophisticated planning - and the usual utter ruthlessness with regard to the lives of the innocent - are characteristic of al-Qa'ida. And let us not use - as our television colleagues did yesterday - "hallmarks", a word identified with quality silver rather than base metal.

And now let us reflect on the fact that yesterday, the opening of the G8, so critical a day, so bloody a day, represented a total failure of our security services - the same intelligence "experts" who claim there were weapons of mass destruction in Iraq when there were none, but who utterly failed to uncover a months-long plot to kill Londoners.

Trains, planes, buses, cars, metros. Transportation appears to be the science of al-Qa'ida's dark arts. No one can search three million London commuters every day. No one can stop every tourist. Some thought the Eurostar might have been an al-Qa'ida target - be sure they have studied it - but why go for prestige when your common or garden bus and Tube train are there for the taking.

And then come the Muslims of Britain, who have long been awaiting this nightmare. Now every one of our Muslims becomes the "usual suspect", the man or woman with brown eyes, the man with the beard, the woman in the scarf, the boy with the worry beads, the girl who says she's been racially abused.


...I remember, crossing the Atlantic on 11 September 2001 - my plane turned round off Ireland when the US closed its airspace - how the aircraft purser and I toured the cabins to see if we could identify any suspicious passengers. I found about a dozen, of course, totally innocent men who had brown eyes or long beards or who looked at me with 'hostility'. And sure enough, in just a few seconds, Osama bin Laden turned nice, liberal, friendly Robert into an anti-Arab racist.
And this is part of the point of yesterday's bombings: to divide British Muslims from British non-Muslims (let us not mention the name Christians), to encourage the very kind of racism that Tony Blair claims to resent.
But here's the problem. To go on pretending that Britain's enemies want to destroy 'what we hold dear' encourages racism; what we are confronting here is a specific, direct, centralised attack on London as a result of a 'war on terror' which Lord Blair of Kut al-Amara has locked us into. Just before the US presidential elections, Bin Laden asked: 'Why do we not attack Sweden?'
Lucky Sweden. No Osama bin Laden there. And no Tony Blair."
The US invades Iraq but they will not go into London
We hear today that the US has banned its service personnel based in the UK from visiting London as it is considered a high-risk area. What - worse than Faluga?
I have travelled to work every day on the underground (metro/subway) including the day the bombs went off and the following day.
What sort of thinking is running the US these days?

Wednesday, July 06, 2005

London gets 2012 Olympics

I have just now returned from Trafalgar Square in London where a large crowd cheered at the news from Singapore that London has been awarded the right to host the 2012 Olympics.

There was initially a gasp from the crowd - at the unexpected result.

People wondered why the favourites, Paris did not win it.

Was it Paris' lack of organisation of the bid at the last hurdle? Was it the fear of labour strikes on the lead-up and during the event? Was is influence from the US in retaliation for France's strong stance against the invasion of Iraq? Was it the fact that they recently hosted the World [soccer] Cup?

Who knows, Habibi?

Tuesday, July 05, 2005

As, I reported exclusively last week, George Bush has declared that black is white. It was perhaps not a huge surprise that Tony Blair came out wholly in support of this statement.

The important question was then put:
If black is white, is the corollary of that statement also true - that is - white is black.
Bush responded thus: if it was in America's interest then he would answer in the affirmatory (sic), but if it was not in America's interest then it was wholly wrong and if it in any way damaged America's economy or its ability to defend itself he would reject it and would put the military on high-priority alert status (sic). This got hoops of applause from the president's right-wing supporters.

When the same question was put to Mr Blair. He said that he would call upon Lord Hutton to
to conduct an enquiry into the matter.

The noble lord hopes to report by 2020.

Lord Hutton is 102.

Thursday, June 30, 2005

I dreamt last night that George Bush declared black was white.

A statement was then issued from Downing Street stating that the Prime Minister, Tony Blair at his last meeting with Bush had fully agreed with the leader of the free world that of course black was white . All decent people held that black was white. It was only terrorists and members of the "Old Europe" who disputed this indisputable fact.

The Conservative or Tory Party, said that they had always maintained that black was white, but they questioned why this news was not first presented to the House of Commons instead of being released from the Prime Minister's residence.

A debate was planned for a two hour BBC programme on the matter. A spokesman for the corporation expressed nervousness about getting a panelist who would put the opposing point of view.

"We have to be very careful since the Dr. David Kelly affair", he explained.

Tuesday, June 28, 2005

So Blair's son - fresh faced from university will be doing an internship with the Republicans in the States.

What I can't accept is the idiots in the "Labour Party" who take all this right wing guff from Blair Snr. for he is one obnoxious wanker.
I am thinking of taking an action against them under The Trade Description Act for the use of the word Labour.

Perhaps the prefix New as in New Labour is intended to mean Not Labour. I think we should be told, as Private Eye use to say.

Monday, June 27, 2005

Award for Cheesiest 'Customer Service'
This must go to Eden Spring Water in the UK: The unfortunate customer is left hanging on for ages while having to endure the bollocks about them being a member of the Bottled Water Association, how wonderful Eden is (not) and gallons of other wanky shite. Then the phone goes dead.
What a bunch of tossers!


Wednesday, May 25, 2005

I have just been given a copy of the manuscript of 'On Beauty' by the author, Zadie Smith. This will certainly keep me out of trouble for the next few nights. I am looking forward to re-visiting the characters first encountered when I received an early draft of the work last year.

Thursday, May 12, 2005

I had a long chat with Frank McCourt, author of Angela's Ashes at Nick Laird's book launch. What a really nice man he is. Frank was very interested in the Open University. Living in the US, he had not heard of it. He thought it great that it was open to everybody. As a student of it, I could only agree. Frank, who taught in tough schools in New York City is concerned with the lack of educational opportunities in the US for poor kids. He started working in the US as a longshoreman (see On the Waterfront), went to night school and graduated as a teacher. He told me he was just about to deliver his next book on this subject to his publisher. The only University for poor students was New York City University, which he tells me was closed some years ago.

Tuesday, April 26, 2005

Speaking of Zadie Smith, I am currently reading a proof copy of her husband, Nick Laird's first novel, Utterly Monkey. A stonking good read, tightly written, as only poets can write, a great caper crying out for a movie deal. A lot of the features of the protagonist seem autobiographical: the Northern Irishness, corporate city lawyer, attactive black lover, the blue SMEG refrigerator. Recommended.

Monday, April 11, 2005

I am just not going to vote Labour simply because they are not Tories. The Tories are nasty shits who trade on the politics of fear - like the Neocons in the States. But Labour under Blair has become Tory Lite, with his carte blanche promise to Bush in May 2002 to go to war in Iraq , no matter what; and much more which has must have his forebears turning in their graves. There is a lot of innocent blood on Blair's hands: and I for one will not collaborate in those crimes by voting for him on May 5.
If Labour were to sack Blair and replace him with someone who was opposed to the illegal invasion of Iraq, I would probabaly vote for them. If the Tories win the election, I will leave Britain.

Thursday, March 03, 2005

Associations
Blair blur bloke bliar
Hoon swoon goon whore
Bush botch tush twat
Rice twice sago sag
bag
Straw grass wind
bag
Pasture soon

Wednesday, March 02, 2005

Blair could lose his seat
Nice to see that some people are thinking of putting up an anti-war celebrity to stand against Blair in his constituency of Sedgefield at the general election. This is the Martin Bell tactic, which ousted sleaze merchant Tory, Neil Hamilton in Tatton, some years ago.
Wouldn't it be just wonderful to get rid of the odious Bliar. No Tories please!

Friday, February 18, 2005

I am at present reading Who Runs this Place? by Anthony Sampson which was published last month. It is a great read about modern Britain. I find that I am in agreement with everything I have read in it so far. The democratice deficit, Blair and presidential attitude, the outrage of the invasion of Iraq, the irrelevance of the Monarchy to the government of the country -other than its facilitity for the the PM rubber stamp everything in the monarch's name, the pointless Tory party, the House of Lords etc. I suppose I have not read much that I did not know already - but I am not a quarter way through.
Sadly Mr Sampson, who I think was in his early seventies, died in December '04.: a sad loss.
Heading into this election lead-in.
Can't vote for Blair. Where do you start?
War, control freak, liar, right-wing
err,
Would be moralist, hypocrite
Hasn't said a word against the idiot Bush
and his dangerous bible-bashing
(old and new versions) crew.
Can't vote for Howard - right-wing
err
Dracula.
May vote for Kennedy's lot.
But...
For the first time in my life
I've actually considered abstention.
That is seriously bad....
Not as bad as invading Iraq,
Or polluting the fuck out of the World
Like the Americans...
Or abusing the Iraqis,
Or blowing up the Trade Center.
Or not stopping the genocide in
Sudan, Congo, Rwanda.
Just going where the oil is...
Not as bad as that.
Thank god.