We're all Americans Now!
Gee whizz Tony Blair. This is rilly Coo-al. We're all Amuricans now. We gat coo-al coke (all varieties), McDanalds, we gat you, Mr President in yer Whide House in Downing Steet. We gat our own war - alongside our brothers from across the pond with the Iraquanians out thur in the Mid East. We gat drive thru's, we gat smoothies, we gat mega power cuts, sorry...outages, jest like in Noo Yoik - coo-al. We gat diners, we gat crap tv from Murdoch, we gat gunfights on our steets - jest like the folks in LA, we gat automobile sireens like in the States. We gat Arnie Swartzenegger, J-Lo, we gat all dat crap. We don't know where anywhere outside of our own territory is anymo' jest like Yanks. We don't need the poncy Europeans with their consciences and their stoopid Euros. We gat shrinks, SUVs, 4wheel drives. Gee, some of us even gat condos in Florida. Thanks Mr President, Tony, guy, man, far-out, motherfucker badda-bing. We gat sick-bags too... (man).